07/02/09THE DAY IN TWEETS:
- “parang” can be a verb, right? like, ‘i’m going to parang the shit out of you with my parang.’ #
- @PFTompkins so what we rubes here in america refer to as a dagwood bumstead triple-decker is called a Sando Sando? MUST MOVE TO JAPAN in reply to PFTompkins #
- “Yeah let me get 4 Triple Bumsteads.” “Oh we call those the SandoSando now.” “Great. Make it 4 Sando-Sandos.” IT’S LIKE TWEETING FROM HEAVEN #
- “My webbing dissolves even faster when it comes in contact with human tears.” #
- Pretty sure if any part of your tattoo reads “classy,” it probably isn’t. #
- GAY BAR is a great song to sing to yr toddler if you replace the words “gay bar” with ‘book store’ & “nuclear” with ‘book reading’ #
- The thing I have to u #
- The thing I have to put in you at the bookstore? Knowledge. #





