i just made shit up mostly. i tried to remember old JADEMAN comics and just went from there.
Favorite and best being two different things — my favorite is “Let Down”
all the best people had nervous breakdowns to OK COMPUTER
well, hopefully not. an ending is planned, but who knows if we get there?
that said, volume 4 news is coming very very soon now.
there’s a lot of bests. seeing what chip does with it. figuring out how the fuck i feel about feelings. figuring out a little bit better how other people might have felt about how i felt about feelings. actual feelings. getting to write dirty jokes. getting to write jokes. getting to write about love. fooling everybody into reading a romance comic. selling out. selling out again. selling out AGAIN. proving a lotttttt of people wrong — which is petty and shitty of me, i know, but i love doubling-down on gut instinct and being right. I love it just a little bit more than i love watching a buncha two-face knives-out motherfuckers trying to smile as they eat shit in the cold light of day. that’s even MORE petty and shitty of me but, cmon. it’s great. like the only thing better than winning is winning AND making a bunch of assholes feel and look like assholes — The MEATBALLS Subjugation. In all things let us be like Tripper Harrison.
really, honestly, getting to work with chip. and getting to try to one-up each other.
Like — someone uses a taser in issue 4 and chip, for literally no discernable reason, made them look like electric fleshlights. Little vaginas with handles. ZAP. it’s just — little things like that.
The best part of writing SEX CRIMINALS are seeing Chip Zdarsky’s Shocktopussies.
Though a rapidly-rising second place has to be talking to the readers. the letters are fucking AMAZING.
if i told you, that’d give the game away. you’ll know when i’m done.
ENTER THE DRAGON, 36th CHAMBER, EIGHT DIAGRAM POLE FIGHTER, COME DRINK WITH ME, uhhh…. i like an awful lot.
Lorde, Drake, CHVRCHES, No Age, Jean Grae’s GOTHAM DOWN cycle
"Girls L. G. B. N. A. F." on infinite loop
a little dirty talk, maybe nibble on its neck a little bit.
i have made a huge mistake