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HEY BRIMPERS

SEX CRIMINALS #6 is nearing the “finish line”.
last calls for letters starting now:
questions? tips? funny stories about porn in the woods?

we’re also going to start running a selection of photographs of our readers’ moms reading SEX CRIMINALS. so send ‘em in!

only put a @ thing in it instead of AT. you get that right?
zdarsky:

ECCC SCHEDULE & STUFFS!Holy moly, ECCC is almost here! So what’s the deal, brimpers? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT THE DEAL IS. IN FACT, THERE ARE SEVERAL DEALS.
The SEX CRIMINALS CON EXCLUSIVE HARDCOVER is the collection of issues #1-5 plus ALL NEW bonus material, available early and hard and ONLY AT SHOWS WHERE WE’RE PRESENT. NO ONLINE ORDERS, NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES, AND LIMITED IN NUMBER. When they’re gone, they’re gone, unless you have one, which means you’ll have one. AT ECCC THESE ARE FOR SALE ONLY AT TABLES C10-C11. The SEX CRIMINALS PRINT is 18” by 24” on pretty paper, limited to 150 and signed by both Matt and I! Again, this edition will only be available at shows until they’re (gasp!) gone! If you cannot get one at a show, there are previous editions available here online through GUZU GALLERY!The SEX CRIMINALS HARDCOVER is $40 and the SEX CRIMINALS PRINT is $25! But together they’re $60! You can probably go buy half a convention hot dog with the $5 savings!In addition to these fine, fine products, I will be doing 6”x9” brush and ink with ink wash character* head illustrations on watercolour paper for $20 each! “But Chip,” you scream, “How can you do such things for so little money?” Well, it’s because I love you and I think it’s nice to be able to afford original art. “Then why isn’t it free?” you scream. Well, because poppa needs to pay for his hotel room and flight, you monster. (*note! I will only be drawing characters because drawing your baby or your wife from a blurry wedding photo is incredibly time-consuming/stressful and I want to do drawings for as many people as possible! I’M SORRY.)I will, as always, sign any items as “Stan Lee” for $5. All money from my Stan Lee signatures will be donated to the Hero Initiative.Um, what else.Oh, yeah! THE SCHEDULE.FRIDAY10-3: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10) 3-4: PANEL: Image Comics Presents Comedy in Comics! (TCC 301)4-7: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)SATURDAY10-2: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)2-3: PANEL: Image Comics Presents Sex Criminals! (3AB) 3-4: Signing with Matt at the Image booth! (TICKETED)4-7: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)SUNDAY10-2: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)2:30-3: Signing MIDAS FLESH at the BOOM booth! 3-4: Signing with Matt at the Image booth! (TICKETED)4-5: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)5-6: Being murdered by Matt after three days of him hearing me say the same jokes over and over!

My sked coming in a day or two. We have no problem signing stuff as gifts if you want to mule stuff for “loved” ones. And we’ll have no signing limits/charges for signing (unless it’s getting chip to sign as ‘Stan Lee,’ see above).

we should have called it The Tumescent Edition

zdarsky:

ECCC SCHEDULE & STUFFS!

Holy moly, ECCC is almost here! So what’s the deal, brimpers? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT THE DEAL IS. IN FACT, THERE ARE SEVERAL DEALS.

The SEX CRIMINALS CON EXCLUSIVE HARDCOVER is the collection of issues #1-5 plus ALL NEW bonus material, available early and hard and ONLY AT SHOWS WHERE WE’RE PRESENT. NO ONLINE ORDERS, NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES, AND LIMITED IN NUMBER. When they’re gone, they’re gone, unless you have one, which means you’ll have one. AT ECCC THESE ARE FOR SALE ONLY AT TABLES C10-C11

The SEX CRIMINALS PRINT is 18” by 24” on pretty paper, limited to 150 and signed by both Matt and I! Again, this edition will only be available at shows until they’re (gasp!) gone! If you cannot get one at a show, there are previous editions available here online through GUZU GALLERY!

The SEX CRIMINALS HARDCOVER is $40 and the SEX CRIMINALS PRINT is $25! But together they’re $60! You can probably go buy half a convention hot dog with the $5 savings!

In addition to these fine, fine products, I will be doing 6”x9” brush and ink with ink wash character* head illustrations on watercolour paper for $20 each! “But Chip,” you scream, “How can you do such things for so little money?” Well, it’s because I love you and I think it’s nice to be able to afford original art. “Then why isn’t it free?” you scream. Well, because poppa needs to pay for his hotel room and flight, you monster.

(*note! I will only be drawing characters because drawing your baby or your wife from a blurry wedding photo is incredibly time-consuming/stressful and I want to do drawings for as many people as possible! I’M SORRY.)

I will, as always, sign any items as “Stan Lee” for $5. All money from my Stan Lee signatures will be donated to the Hero Initiative.

Um, what else.

Oh, yeah! THE SCHEDULE.

FRIDAY
10-3: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)
3-4: PANEL: Image Comics Presents Comedy in Comics! (TCC 301)
4-7: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)

SATURDAY
10-2: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)
2-3: PANEL: Image Comics Presents Sex Criminals! (3AB)
3-4: Signing with Matt at the Image booth! (TICKETED)
4-7: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)

SUNDAY
10-2: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)
2:30-3: Signing MIDAS FLESH at the BOOM booth!
3-4: Signing with Matt at the Image booth! (TICKETED)
4-5: Drawing & signing at our table! (C-10)
5-6: Being murdered by Matt after three days of him hearing me say the same jokes over and over!


My sked coming in a day or two. We have no problem signing stuff as gifts if you want to mule stuff for “loved” ones. And we’ll have no signing limits/charges for signing (unless it’s getting chip to sign as ‘Stan Lee,’ see above).

we should have called it The Tumescent Edition